Okay so one day, a drunk mouse named Jamal was driving a monster truck down Aborn road. Jamal had just had fifteen rounds of chocolate souffle with his home mice at the local night club, and he wanted to get home to his girlfriend, Shaniqua. All of his friends were too drunk off chocolate souffle, so he decided to be a badass and drive home under the influence of tasty chocolate souffle. When he pulled into his driveway, he somehow managed to crash into his garage, and crash into his wife, who was in the garage being a derp. He was like, NIGGA WHY YOU NOT IN THE KITCHENNNN? And she said aye Jamal I’ve been washing the dishes idk what the fuck you were talking about! But Jamal went into the kitchen, checked out the dish rack, and saw that his wife had been just playing rack city on her boombox, not actually doing the dishes!

…… This got really bizarre as the story progressed. HAHA. OH well!

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